Public Service Announcement

Let me set the scene---
Sunday morning, before sunrise.
I'm pulling out of the driveway, headed for work.
I notice a truck parked at the end of the drive, in the MIDDLE of the street.
Not at the curb.  Nope, not even close.  In the middle.

I back out around the truck...and pull up behind it.
I see no one inside.  The lights are off.
But where is the driver?
I place an urgent call to BSG.

What the hell is going on here???

To make a long story short...
There actually was someone in the cab, slumped over.
The engine was running.  The lights off. 
There were cops & an ambulance involved. 

A completely inebriated teenager-
who, upon wakening from his stupor,
to the sound of people pounding his windows,
thought he was in Flower Mound.
(Flower Mound is approximately 45 minutes from Ft.Worth, FYI)
This young man decided to  take a snooze pass out behind the wheel of
his vehicle...in the middle of the street!

Let's hope he learned a lesson...
Let's hope he threw up.
Let's hope he had the hangover to end all hangovers.
Let's hope he spent more than one day in jail.
Lets hope the next time he 'drives' it is on a bicycle!

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Don't Drink & Drive!